What is white and slithers across the floor?
Cum dancing!!
"Give it here!", "No! It's mine!", "Let me have it", "No, you had it last!!" "Come on, give it here!"
Siamese twins having a w**k!
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| Name: | Emily Emsworth |
| Age: | 25 |
| Nickname: | Bagpuss or Hughseee! |
| Position: | 2nd Row |
| Previous Clubs: | none |
| Honours: | National Development league champions 2006/7 |
| Occupation: | Scottish Institute of Sport Secretary & Soap dodger |
| Years at GRFC | 1 |
| GRFC 'Legend' and why: | WizzyWoo- always positive! |
| Favourite brand of sports bra? | Adidas |
| Mull Virgin? : | Yes |
| Favourite Drink? : | |
| Tip for night before a game? | Early to bed, early to rise! |
| Best joke: | Me running! |
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| Name: | Elaine Bradie |
| Age: | 28 |
| Nickname: | Z, but recently Jam Jugs! |
| Position: | Prop/Hooker |
| Previous Clubs: | Stirling County |
| Honours: | National Development league champions 2006/7 |
| Occupation: | Under writer |
| Years at GRFC | 1 |
| GRFC 'legend' and why: | Ronnie for being Ronnie! |
| Favourite brand of sports bra? | Boulder Holders Inc. |
| Mull Virgin: | yes |
| Favourite Drink? : | |
| Tip for night before a game? | Hhhhhhhhaamerred! |
| Best joke: | What is white and slithers across the floor? Cum dancing!! |
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| Name: | Sheila Johnson |
| Age: | Never ask a lady! |
| Nickname: | Doc |
| Position: | Loose Prop |
| Previous Clubs: | (Take a deep breath...) Hasting High School Old Boys Lady team (New Zealand) GRFC in a previous incarnation, West, Hawick, Duns, Kirkcaldy. |
| Honours: | Player of Year Kirkcaldy 2002, Mull 7's champs 2003, National Development league champions 2006/7 |
| Occupation: | Psychiatrist |
| Years at GRFC | 4 |
| GRFC 'legend' and why: | Mr O or chappa (Too many tour stories!) |
| Favourite sports bra?: | Canterbury |
| Mull Virgin: | No- many a time! |
| Favourite Drink? : | |
| Tip for night before a game? | Pack your bags |
| Best joke: | Watching the mens 1st XV |
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| Name: | Ronnie Innes |
| Age: | 42 |
| Nickname: | The Scone or 'Barrs' man |
| Position: | Coach of GRFC Ladies & occasional player for mens |
| Previous Clubs: | Stirling County (But doesn't talk about it!!) |
| Honours: | Just to play |
| Occupation: | Making the 'bru |
| Years at GRFC | 27 |
| GRFC 'legend' and why: | Ian Ormiston |
| Opposition you hate the most: | I respect Murrayfield Wanderers, but hate no team. |
| Orkney Virgin: | still looking for one! |
| Wales Tourist: | Would never miss it |
| Tip for night before a game? | Get some kip |
| Best joke: | Joke the coalman. |
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| Name: | Emma Forbes-Hayes |
| Age: | 21 |
| Nickname: | Ozzy baby! (See Photos Page!) |
| Position: | 8 |
| Previous Clubs: | Kirkaldy Ladies |
| Honours: | To be married to Bubba, Mull ladies player of tournament, Kirkcaldy POY 2004/5 |
| Occupation: | NHS Physiotherapist |
| Years at GRFC | Supporter for many- 1st season playing. |
| GRFC 'legend' and why: | Mr O- Selling outragous dummy to JC |
| Favourite brand of sports bra? | Sports Shock absorber! |
| Mull Virgin: | Are you kidding?! Met her husband there!! |
| Favourite Drink? : | Magners on ice! |
| Tip for night before a game? | make Bubba his dinner. |
| Best joke: | Bubba gassed |
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| Name: | Ashley Ireland |
| Age: | 17 |
| Nickname: | Ash bash & Dippit! |
| Position: | Scrum Half |
| Previous Clubs: | Hillfoots RFC |
| Honours: | National Development league champions 2006/7 |
| Occupation: | Soap Dodger |
| Years at GRFC | 1 |
| GRFC 'Legend' and why: | Bubba and Big dave- the biggest dippits of them all! |
| Favourite brand of sports bra? | Canterbury |
| Mull Virgin: | Yes |
| Favourite Drink? : | |
| Tip for night before a game? | Ribena |
| Best joke: | Dave and Bubba- tight tops?!? |
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| Name: | Kairn Campbell |
| Age: | 30 |
| Nickname: | TBC- one written too rude! |
| Position: | 2nd Row/ Wing |
| Previous Clubs: | None |
| Honours: | National Development league champions 2006/7 |
| Occupation: | Pool supervisor |
| Years at GRFC | 1 |
| GRFC 'Legend' and why: | None at the moment! |
| Favourite brand of sports bra? | TBC! |
| Mull Virgin: | Yes |
| Favourite Drink? : | |
| Tip for night before a game? | A bottle of classy red |
| Best joke: | None (How dull!) |
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| Name: | Susan Ferguson |
| Age: | 26 |
| Nickname: | Bambi & wheels |
| Position: | Wing/ Full Back |
| Previous Clubs: | None |
| Honours: | National Development league champions 2006/7 |
| Occupation: | PE Teacher |
| Years at GRFC | 1 |
| GRFC 'Legend' and why: | Ron the Scone |
| Favourite brand of sports bra? | None required- boobs are too small... |
| Mull Virgin: | Yes |
| Favourite Drink? : | |
| Tip for night before a game? | Go to bed (alone?) |
| Best joke: | Me! |
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| Name: | Corrie Malcolm |
| Age: | 27 |
| Nickname: | HLD (Horny Little Devil!) |
| Position: | Centre/ Wing |
| Previous Clubs: | Stirling County |
| Honours: | National Development league champions 2006/7 |
| Occupation: | Medical secretary |
| Years at GRFC | 1 |
| GRFC 'Legend' and why: | The scone for fealing with lady hormones every week! |
| Favourite brand of sports bra? | Canterbury |
| Mull Virgin: | Yes |
| Favourite Drink? : | |
| Tip for night before a game? | Get bladdered- play with a hang over always works! |
| Best joke: | Too dirty for a family site! |
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| Name: | Lyndsay Burns |
| Age: | |
| Nickname: | Casper (You never see her about!) |
| Position: | Back row |
| Previous Clubs: | |
| Honours: | National Development league champions 2006/7 |
| Occupation: | Schoolie |
| Years at GRFC | |
| GRFC 'Legend' and why: | |
| Opposition you hate the most: | |
| Mull Virgin: | |
| Favourite Drink? : | |
| Tip for night before a game? | |
| Best joke: | |
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| Name: | Jemma Forsyth |
| Age: | |
| Nickname: | Bubba's Nemisis! |
| Position: | Centre |
| Previous Clubs: | |
| Honours: | National Development league champions 2006/7 |
| Occupation: | Schoolie |
| Years at GRFC | 1 |
| GRFC 'Legend' and why: | |
| Favourite brand of sports bra? | |
| Mull Virgin: | Yes |
| Favourite Drink? : | |
| Tip for night before a game? | |
| Best joke: | |
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| Name: | Mairi Forsyth |
| Age: | |
| Nickname: | To be assigned! |
| Position: | Prop/ Back Row |
| Previous Clubs: | |
| Honours: | National Development league champions 2006/7 |
| Occupation: | Schoolie |
| Years at GRFC | 1 |
| GRFC 'Legend' and why: | |
| Favourite brand of sports bra? | |
| Mull Virgin: | Yes |
| Favourite Drink? : | |
| Tip for night before a game? | |
| Best joke: | |
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| Name: | Hazel Yeudel |
| Age: | 18 |
| Nickname: | To be assigned! |
| Position: | Centre |
| Previous Clubs: | |
| Honours: | National Development league champions 2006/7 |
| Occupation: | Schoolie |
| Years at GRFC | 1 |
| GRFC 'Legend' and why: | |
| Favourite brand of sports bra? | |
| Mull Virgin: | Yes |
| Favourite Drink? : | |
| Tip for night before a game? | |
| Best joke: | |
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| Name: | Elizabeth Crossan |
| Age: | 21 |
| Nickname: | Wizzy Woo! |
| Position: | Full Back cum stand off! |
| Previous Clubs: | Murrayfield wanderers |
| Honours: | National Development league champions 2006/7 |
| Occupation: | PE Teacher |
| Years at GRFC | 4 |
| GRFC 'Legend' and why: | |
| Favourite brand of sports bra? | |
| Mull Virgin: | Yes |
| Favourite Drink? : | |
| Tip for night before a game? | |
| Best joke: | |
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| Name: | Alex Chapman |
| Age: | 30 something! |
| Nickname: | Chappers, chappa, chapmonk, the monk, Eck, Bunny (As in duracell!) Hmmmm! Nice |
| Position: | Back Row |
| Previous Clubs: | Dundee Uni, West, Duns |
| Honours: | National Development league champions 2006/7 |
| Occupation: | Rozzer |
| Years at GRFC | 3 |
| GRFC 'Legend' and why: | Mr O and the Scone- real legends and heroes!! |
| Favourite brand of sports bra? | Shock absorber |
| Mull Virgin: | Yes |
| Favourite Drink? : | |
| Tip for night before a game? | Tequila |
| Best joke: | "Give it here!", "No! It's mine!", "Let me have it", "No, you had it last!!" "Come on, give it here!" Siamese twins having a w**k! |
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| Name: | Laura |
| Age: | secret!! |
| Nickname: | To be assigned... |
| Position: | Hooker |
| Previous Clubs: | |
| Honours: | National Development league champions 2006/7 |
| Occupation: | Schoolie |
| Years at GRFC | 1 |
| GRFC 'Legend' and why: | |
| Favourite brand of sports bra? | |
| Mull Virgin: | Yes |
| Favourite Drink? : | Milk and rusks |
| Tip for night before a game? | |
| Best joke: | |
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| Name: | Franca |
| Age: | 21 |
| Nickname: | |
| Position: | Hooker/ Prop |
| Previous Clubs: | |
| Honours: | National Development league champions 2006/7 |
| Occupation: | |
| Years at GRFC | 1 |
| GRFC 'Legend' and why: | |
| Favourite brand of sports bra? | |
| Mull Virgin: | Yes |
| Favourite Drink? : | |
| Tip for night before a game? | |
| Best joke: | |
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| Name: | Ali Bell |
| Age: | |
| Nickname: | Big Burd |
| Position: | 2nd Row |
| Previous Clubs: | |
| Honours: | National Development league champions 2006/7 |
| Occupation: | Armed Forces |
| Years at GRFC | 1 |
| GRFC 'Legend' and why: | |
| Favourite brand of sports bra? | |
| Mull Virgin: | Yes |
| Favourite Drink? : | |
| Tip for night before a game? | |
| Best joke: | |
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| Name: | Rhona Wilson |
| Age: | 21 |
| Nickname: | Pussy Galore! |
| Position: | Prop |
| Previous Clubs: | |
| Honours: | National Development league champions 2006/7 |
| Occupation: | Teacher |
| Years at GRFC | 1 |
| GRFC 'Legend' and why: | |
| Favourite brand of sports bra? | |
| Mull Virgin: | Yes |
| Favourite Drink? : | |
| Tip for night before a game? | |
| Best joke: | |
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| Name: | Emma Bradle |
| Age: | 23 |
| Nickname: | fandango |
| Position: | Flanker |
| Previous Clubs: | None |
| Honours: | National Development league champions 2006/7 |
| Occupation: | Soap Dodger, Cafe Worker, Future Rozzer |
| Years at GRFC | 1 |
| GRFC 'Legend' and why: | The Scone |
| Favourite brand of sports bra? | Lonsdale |
| Mull Virgin: | Yes |
| Favourite Drink? : | |
| Tip for night before a game? | A shag and a pint! |
| Best joke: | 2 dwarfs pull 2 girls and take them home. 1st dwarf can't get it up, ant to make things worse he can hear the second dwarf saying "Here I come again! 1,2,3- Ooooh!" Next morning 1st dwarf says to the 2nd how embaressed he felt he couldn't get a hard on. The 2nd dwarf says "You think that is bad? I couldn't even get on the bed!" |