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| Name: |
Scotty Anderton |
| Age: |
19 |
| Nickname: |
Pumpkin, Flymo, Too Hotty |
| Position: |
10, 12 |
| Previous
Clubs: |
Orkney RFC |
| Honours: |
Unknown |
| Occupation: |
Student soap dodger |
| Years at
GRFC |
2nd |
| GRFC
'Legend' and why: |
Unknown |
| Opposition
you hate the most: |
Caithness |
| Orkney
Virgin: |
I'm just waiting for the right
girl… |
| Wales
Tourist: |
Once |
| Tip for
night before a game? |
Unknown |
| Best
joke: |
Unknown |
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| Name: |
Davie Angus |
| Age: |
Unknown |
| Nickname: |
Da |
| Position: |
7,8,9 |
| Previous
Clubs: |
Unknown |
| Honours: |
Unknown |
| Occupation: |
Builder/tradesman |
| Years at
GRFC |
Unknown |
| GRFC
'legend' and why: |
Unknown |
| Opposition
you hate the most: |
Unknown |
| Orkney
Virgin: |
Unknown |
| Wales
Tourist: |
Unknown |
| Tip for
night before a game? |
Unknown |
| Best
joke: |
Unknown |
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| Name: |
Graeme Mair |
| Age: |
29 |
| Nickname: |
Nightmair, gies mair, I want
mair etc… |
| Position: |
11, 14, 15 |
| Previous
Clubs: |
Stirling County, Trinity Accies,
Kowloon RFC (Hong Kong) |
| Honours: |
Hong Kong Barbarians, 50 metres
swim badge |
| Occupation: |
College Sports Lecturer |
| Years at
GRFC |
2nd |
| GRFC
'legend' and why: |
JC- Made my Wales tour! |
| Opposition
you hate the most: |
Watsonian yah's |
| Orkney
Virgin: |
2 timer! |
| Wales
Tourist: |
Once |
| Tip for
night before a game? |
isotonic magners |
| Best
joke: |
What did the cannibal do when he
dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse. |
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| Name: |
Ronnie Innes |
| Age: |
42 |
| Nickname: |
The Scone or 'Barrs' man |
| Position: |
Too many to mention |
| Previous
Clubs: |
Stirling County (But doesn't
talk about it!!) |
| Honours: |
Just to play |
| Occupation: |
Making the 'bru |
| Years at
GRFC |
27 |
| GRFC
'legend' and why: |
Ian Ormiston |
| Opposition
you hate the most: |
I respect Murrayfield Wanderers,
but hate no team. |
| Orkney
Virgin: |
still looking for one! |
| Wales
Tourist: |
Would never miss it |
| Tip for
night before a game? |
Get some kip |
| Best
joke: |
Joke the coalman. |
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| Name: |
Steven Groat |
| Age: |
23 |
| Nickname: |
Groaty, Chewy, Yeti |
| Position: |
Back Row/Utility sub |
| Previous
Clubs: |
Orkney RFC |
| Honours: |
North Scotland Captain U15, U16
& GRFC 'Most improved' 05-06 |
| Occupation: |
Barman/Scottish Exec secretary |
| Years at
GRFC |
2nd |
| GRFC
'legend' and why: |
Ronnie Innes- No need for
explanation |
| Opposition
you hate the most: |
Caithness |
| Orkney
Virgin: |
Don't think I left any |
| Wales
Tourist: |
Twice |
| Tip for
night before a game? |
Long walk, nice meal, make love
to beautiful woman. |
| Best
joke: |
What is the difference between a
nun and a woman in a bath? One has hope in her soul… |
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| Name: |
Gordon Crossan |
| Age: |
36 |
| Nickname: |
Cross |
| Position: |
Crocked! In a previous life
12,13,15 |
| Previous
Clubs: |
Stirling County |
| Honours: |
Glasgow U18, U21, Scotland U18 |
| Occupation: |
Fuzz! |
| Years at
GRFC |
18 |
| GRFC
'Legend' and why: |
The committee every year! |
| Opposition
you hate the most: |
Preston Lodge |
| Orkney
Virgin: |
9 timer |
| Wales
Tourist: |
yes |
| Tip for
night before a game? |
Bed with a library book |
| Best
joke: |
Why do they call Dave McFarlane
'Homeless Horse'? Cos he's no stable! |
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| Name: |
Ian Weir |
| Age: |
25 |
| Nickname: |
Tison |
| Position: |
Prop/Hooker |
| Previous
Clubs: |
Stirling County & Hillfoots |
| Honours: |
Caledonia U20's, Scottish U18
Champs (SCRFC) |
| Occupation: |
The incredible glass man' |
| Years at
GRFC |
4 (on and off) |
| GRFC
'Legend' and why: |
Ronnie Innes- The man! |
| Opposition
you hate the most: |
Anyone I am playing |
| Orkney
Virgin: |
yes |
| Wales
Tourist: |
no |
| Tip for
night before a game? |
Don't play with a loaded gun-
just do it! |
| Best
joke: |
Why is the area between the
breasts and muff called the waist? You could fit another pair of tits in
there… |
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| Name: |
Anthony Hayes |
| Age: |
31 |
| Nickname: |
Bubba, tonka |
| Position: |
Backs Coach, previously 12,13,
15. |
| Previous
Clubs: |
Bute, West, Hillhead, Greenock,
Stirling, Upper Hutt (NZ) |
| Honours: |
Too many to list |
| Occupation: |
Yardsman |
| Years at
GRFC |
4th |
| GRFC
'Legend' and why: |
The one and only Ronnie |
| Opposition
you hate the most: |
None |
| Orkney
Virgin: |
4 timer |
| Wales
Tourist: |
Once |
| Tip for
night before a game? |
Don't play it before the
whistle! |
| Best
joke: |
Tetley Quotes; "Mair for
7" & "Here's directions to Dalziel!" |
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| Name: |
Brendan Tucker |
| Age: |
26 |
| Nickname: |
Tux, Breadbin |
| Position: |
12, 13, 14, or any ladies
favourite |
| Previous
Clubs: |
Hamilton RFC (RSA) & Cape
Town (RSA) |
| Honours: |
Hamilton RFC (RSA) 1st XV 2001 |
| Occupation: |
Newcastle breweries shipment
sup. |
| Years at
GRFC |
1st |
| GRFC
'Legend' and why: |
Mr O- say no more! |
| Opposition
you hate the most: |
Villagers RFC (Obviously…) |
| Orkney
Virgin: |
yes |
| Wales
Tourist: |
no |
| Tip for
night before a game? |
shag at 2am |
| Best
joke: |
How do you play noughts and
crosses with the wife? Shag her up the 'O' and see how X she gets! |
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| Name: |
Tim Meadows |
| Age: |
26 |
| Nickname: |
Timmo & Fireboy! |
| Position: |
Doggy please |
| Previous
Clubs: |
Glenwood Old boys & Currie |
| Honours: |
Best Looking' 2005/06 &
'Most screwed up' 2005/06 |
| Occupation: |
Fire Fighter |
| Years at
GRFC |
4th On and off |
| GRFC
'Legend' and why: |
Ormie! |
| Opposition
you hate the most: |
All of them! |
| Orkney
Virgin: |
1 timer |
| Wales
Tourist: |
no |
| Tip for
night before a game? |
Cheese and onion pringles &
milk! Mmmmm! |
| Best
joke: |
What do you say to a woman with
2 black eyes? Nothing, you told her twice already! |
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| Name: |
Dave McFarlane |
| Age: |
31 |
| Nickname: |
Bad boy |
| Position: |
Back row & wannabe centre |
| Previous
Clubs: |
Alloa |
| Honours: |
Caledonia, Fire Brigade, Polis,
Prison, Edinburgh Borders, Midlands… |
| Occupation: |
Logistics geek and door steward |
| Years at
GRFC |
2nd |
| GRFC
'Legend' and why: |
Jay for introducing catwoman to
the club |
| Opposition
you hate the most: |
All of them… |
| Orkney
Virgin: |
yes |
| Wales
Tourist: |
Once |
| Tip for
night before a game? |
Steak, Pasta & hydrate… with
20 pints |
| Best
joke: |
It's a family web page- text me
later! |
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| Name: |
Stevie Carie |
| Age: |
24 |
| Nickname: |
Sexual Chocolate/ Arse |
| Position: |
Lock |
| Previous
Clubs: |
Dunfermline, Stirling Uni |
| Honours: |
Caledonia Reds U17-20 |
| Occupation: |
Dobber |
| Years at
GRFC |
2nd |
| GRFC
'Legend' and why: |
Dave McFarlane for his deadly
half ju jitsu moves |
| Opposition
you hate the most: |
Annan |
| Orkney
Virgin: |
Yes |
| Wales
Tourist: |
No |
| Tip for
night before a game? |
Substitute Stella for Kaliber |
| Best
joke: |
Jimmy Nail to perform 'Crocodile
Shoes' at Steve Irwins funeral- Sting was thought inappropriate. |
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| Name: |
Tom Chapman |
| Age: |
31 |
| Nickname: |
Chappy |
| Position: |
Wing/Full back |
| Previous
Clubs: |
Jed Forest |
| Honours: |
South District Union |
| Occupation: |
Painter |
| Years at
GRFC |
1st |
| GRFC
'Legend' and why: |
None as yet |
| Opposition
you hate the most: |
Anyone playing |
| Orkney
Virgin: |
yes |
| Wales
Tourist: |
Not as yet |
| Tip for
night before a game? |
rest & relax |
| Best
joke: |
What do u call an Egyptian taxi
firm? Toot an cum oot! |
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| Name: |
Craig Gibb |
| Age: |
20 |
| Nickname: |
Gibby |
| Position: |
All of them! |
| Previous
Clubs: |
Fife Southern |
| Honours: |
Fife Southern Player of year
U18, Rugby League Champs |
| Occupation: |
Electrician |
| Years at
GRFC |
2nd |
| GRFC
'Legend' and why: |
Spence- (Something he did at
Fife so who cares) |
| Opposition
you hate the most: |
Dunfermline |
| Orkney
Virgin: |
yes |
| Wales
Tourist: |
no |
| Tip for
night before a game? |
Fall out with burd- go out with
the boys. Forward planning! |
| Best
joke: |
A man walks in to a bar… ouch! |
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| Name: |
Lee Spence |
| Age: |
22 |
| Nickname: |
Guess! |
| Position: |
Utility back |
| Previous
Clubs: |
Dunfermline |
| Honours: |
Caley Reds U18-20 & Scotland
Rugby League |
| Occupation: |
Life Change specialist. He'll
rob you and ruin it… |
| Years at
GRFC |
1st |
| GRFC
'Legend' and why: |
I f***ing love Gordon Crossan! |
| Opposition
you hate the most: |
Stirling & Fife! |
| Orkney
Virgin: |
Yes |
| Wales
Tourist: |
No |
| Tip for
night before a game? |
slow down on the Magners |
| Best
joke: |
Humourless… |
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| Name: |
Gareth McKnight |
| Age: |
22 |
| Nickname: |
Pink |
| Position: |
Centre |
| Previous
Clubs: |
Stirling Uni |
| Honours: |
Scottish Uni's U20 |
| Occupation: |
Sales rep ("Watches-
Lookie! much cheapness!!") |
| Years at
GRFC |
1st |
| GRFC
'Legend' and why: |
Gordon Crossan |
| Opposition
you hate the most: |
Edinburgh Uni |
| Orkney
Virgin: |
yes |
| Wales
Tourist: |
no |
| Tip for
night before a game? |
A wee bit of sleep at some
point… |
| Best
joke: |
Why did the woman fall off the
swing? She had no arms. |
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| Name: |
Marc Stirling |
| Age: |
18 |
| Nickname: |
None(!!) |
| Position: |
Loose head/ Hooker |
| Previous
Clubs: |
None |
| Honours: |
District U16 |
| Occupation: |
Student bum |
| Years at
GRFC |
6 |
| GRFC
'Legend' and why: |
Fritz- The most relaibale player
ever for GRFC |
| Opposition
you hate the most: |
Falkirk |
| Orkney
Virgin: |
One timer! |
| Wales
Tourist: |
N |
| Tip for
night before a game? |
keep it in yer pants |
| Best
joke: |
no coment. |
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| Name: |
Graeme Bell |
| Age: |
31 |
| Nickname: |
Belly |
| Position: |
Prop |
| Previous
Clubs: |
Stirling County U18 |
| Honours: |
Awaiting! |
| Occupation: |
Teacher |
| Years at
GRFC |
20 |
| GRFC
'Legend' and why: |
Ian Ormoston- does it all! |
| Opposition
you hate the most: |
No comment |
| Orkney
Virgin: |
What's that? |
| Wales
Tourist: |
No |
| Tip for
night before a game? |
Early to bed |
| Best
joke: |
Girl and boy playing in a bath.
The girl asks the boy "Can I play with your willy?" Boy says
"NO! You broke yours." |
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| Name: |
Darren Sweeney |
| Age: |
18 |
| Nickname: |
Daz, Boulder heid |
| Position: |
prop, 69 (original!) |
| Previous
Clubs: |
none |
| Honours: |
none |
| Occupation: |
apprentice (apprentice what?
Answers on post card!) |
| Years at
GRFC |
4th |
| GRFC
'Legend' and why: |
Ronnie- still going at 60. |
| Opposition
you hate the most: |
Falkirk |
| Orkney
Virgin: |
one timer |
| Wales
Tourist: |
No |
| Tip for
night before a game? |
empty your bits to run faster… |
| Best
joke: |
working on it… |
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| Name: |
Matthew Howe |
| Age: |
18 |
| Nickname: |
Matty |
| Position: |
Fullback, Wing, Missionary… |
| Previous
Clubs: |
none |
| Honours: |
none |
| Occupation: |
Process operator |
| Years at
GRFC |
2nd |
| GRFC
'Legend' and why: |
Ronnie the terminator!! |
| Opposition
you hate the most: |
Falkirk |
| Orkney
Virgin: |
No! |
| Wales
Tourist: |
Not yet |
| Tip for
night before a game? |
Kebab, extra sauce, no cucumber! |
| Best
joke: |
What do you call sweat produced
by hill billies? Relative density. |
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| Name: |
Steve Binnie |
| Age: |
28 |
| Nickname: |
Buckfast! |
| Position: |
2nd Row |
| Previous
Clubs: |
None |
| Honours: |
Edinburgh U18's |
| Occupation: |
Apprentice Gas Engineer |
| Years at
GRFC |
18 |
| GRFC
'Legend' and why: |
Kenny Halliday- Just too silky! |
| Opposition
you hate the most: |
Falkirk |
| Orkney
Virgin: |
Not even the animals are
virgins! |
| Wales
Tourist: |
Yes |
| Tip for
night before a game? |
Bucky, wife beater & 20
fags! |
| Best
joke: |
What do you call half a rabbit?
Rab! |
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| Name: |
Craig Bird |
| Age: |
36 |
| Nickname: |
Birdy |
| Position: |
2nd Row |
| Previous
Clubs: |
None |
| Honours: |
Awaiting! |
| Occupation: |
Timber yard manager |
| Years at
GRFC |
19 |
| GRFC
'Legend' and why: |
Fritz- Just a machine |
| Opposition
you hate the most: |
Falkirk |
| Orkney
Virgin: |
too many to count |
| Wales
Tourist: |
Yes |
| Tip for
night before a game? |
Stella fest |
| Best
joke: |
Bubba penalised for 'high
tackles' |
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| Name: |
Gavin Curran |
| Age: |
26 |
| Nickname: |
None(!) |
| Position: |
4,5,6,7 |
| Previous
Clubs: |
Howe, Fife Southern |
| Honours: |
Fife Lions 'Fanny of the year
2005' |
| Occupation: |
Arse |
| Years at
GRFC |
1st |
| GRFC
'Legend' and why: |
learning still… |
| Opposition
you hate the most: |
Dunfermline |
| Orkney
Virgin: |
Yes |
| Wales
Tourist: |
No |
| Tip for
night before a game? |
None |
| Best
joke: |
Boring as hell |
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| Name: |
Roddy McPherson |
| Age: |
26 |
| Nickname: |
Hot Rod |
| Position: |
9 |
| Previous
Clubs: |
Bute RFC |
| Honours: |
Best of West Runners Up Mull
2006! |
| Occupation: |
High School PE Teacher |
| Years at
GRFC |
3rd |
| GRFC
'Legend' and why: |
Ron the Scone- The durecell
bunny! |
| Opposition
you hate the most: |
All of them |
| Orkney
Virgin: |
Is there any? |
| Wales
Tourist: |
No |
| Tip for
night before a game? |
Cocoa! |
| Best
joke: |
2 fish in a tank; one says to
the other "How do you drive this thing?" |
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| Name: |
Al Verity |
| Age: |
31 |
| Nickname: |
Big Al |
| Position: |
Forwards Coach, Former Hooker |
| Previous
Clubs: |
Stirling Uni |
| Honours: |
Awaiting! |
| Occupation: |
E-commerce consultant- Standard
Life |
| Years at
GRFC |
8th |
| GRFC
'Legend' and why: |
Ron the Scone & his stamina |
| Opposition
you hate the most: |
too nice to say |
| Orkney
Virgin: |
Yes |
| Wales
Tourist: |
No |
| Tip for
night before a game? |
Carb up… |
| Best
joke: |
Graeme Mair at 7… |
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