...RUBBERHEID FINDS THE PATH TO PINK TICKET HEAVEN...

As I am sure many of you are aware, squaring a pink ticket with the other half to have a couple of scoops with the fellas is not always the easiest thing to do in the world... But fear not- a 100% winning way has been discovered!!

Our fearless Brian "Rubberheid" Rutherford has sought the perfect excuse to have a beer or 12 for a number of years now. These include nipping out for a pint of milk and heading to Orkney for the weekend. Well, now these days are behind him! And the solution I hear you ask? The way to a ladies heart of course- a puppy dog!!

Yes, Brian agreed to buy his better half a newly born pup in return for... wait for it... 1,000 pink tickets!!

So if you see Brian out on the lash in the next few months blowing the froth off a couple, then you now know what the secret is. Get your missus a bundle of joy and basque in one of your tickets. Good work my friend- we salute you.

Brian proudly poses with his new addition & his pink ticket...